*favourite character appears*
me: *delighted pterodactyl noises*

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via love-order-chaos-repeat)

thinkinggivesyouwrinkles:

bluejay—way:

Parenting Done Right: Morticia Addams

The Addams Family (1991) dir. Barry Sonnenfield

(via queenofthedopestones)

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

i-fucking-love-that-shit:

erosum:

 

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get in losers we’re going hetero-crushing

OH MY GOD

(via bnaz)

foxandwhat:

littlefoxling:

fury-oh-sea:

um.

WHEN SHE WON HER BOYFRIEND SCALED THE TOWER TO JOIN HER AND SHE HUGS HIM AND SAYS “I DID IT” IN THE CUTEST LITTLE KID VOICE EVER it’s the best.

LET IT BE KNOWN SHE IS ONLY 5 FOOT TALL! MEN WITH HUGE ARM SPANS FAILED AT TASKS SHE SUCCEEDED AT! I LOVE HER! 

(Source: sizvideos, via rainbowkissesxandunicornstickers)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

(Source: measurers, via swans-and-apples)

Karmy + moments leading up to the kiss

(Source: ritas-volkswagens, via mtvfakingit)

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

cantwaitforpizza:

the sun has come out

the sun is gay

*white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay

(Source: tomsigh, via rizzlesswanqueen21)

I have been a mum for one day, and it’s fucking exhausting :’D 

petercapaldass:

doctadonner:

i can’t get in lifts with people because i have a sort of phobia of breathing in people’s breath

and when i got asked what was wrong by my law teacher (she thought i looked ill) 

I had to fucking reply “I prefer people when they’re not breathing” 

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(via badasswan)