foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

What’s the girl version of “bros before hoes”?

thank you

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thank you once again

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AH WHEN WILL THEY END

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EVEN MORE OMFG

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I regret making this post. My inbox is filled with these now lol

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It’s like you didn’t even try

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Years and years ago when I won my first big award for Misery, a Golden Globe. They didn’t have cellphones in those days so I was waiting at the payphone to call my mom. I realised I didn’t have a quarter and so I turned around and said, “Does anybody got a quarter?”. And Robin [Williams] stepped up and said “Here’s a quarter, call your mother.” That sort of just… I never forgot that kindness.

(Source: fionagoddess, via damelola)

red-the-sexy-owl:

sweetguts:

yumchocolatemilk:

hotdogcephalopod:

10knotes:

catsbeaversandducks:My Adopted Cat Is The Best Climbing Partner Ever

Via Bored Panda

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

I think I’ve reblogged this before bUT I DONT CARE ITS SO CUTE

a good cat supervises their human during their outings in the wilderness

This could turn into a disney movie, and I want it

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tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

matthewsagan:

This is a lion making a kill in the wild. I know it’s very graphic but I think it’s important to show just how brutal nature can be.

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vibesflint:

if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice

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Anonymous Asked:
25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31. hehehe ;)

Sorry, I am at our holiday house, where 3G is shitty :D

25: Do you like to cuddle while you are sleeping?
Not with anybody, but I do love it with Helen ;) :))

26: Do you know how many people you have kissed?
Nope, sorry. Just that it’s a lot.

27: What are things you find really sexy in other people?
I like it when they are not passive in bed, and don’t just lie there. I like it when they are a bit kinky, but only with me. I like to be bossy but I don’t mind being thrown around a bit sometimes. I don’t really know though. I either see someone as sexy or I don’t. But I am not sure what’s the trigger there :P

28: What are your favorite parts of your own body?
I like my legs, and my arms. I like it that I am pretty muscle-y but not too much. I like my hair, and my shoulders, and my back.

29: What are you favorite places to be touched?
My neck, my collarbones, and my ribs. I like my hipbones and thighs too but they can be ticklish sometimes too. :P

30: Do you or have you ever owned any sex toys?
I do. :D And Helen bought it for me :P :D

31: How many times have you had sex with the last person you slept with?
Oh god I have no idea. :D 100+ that’s for sure :D :P

chelseadaggz:

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

as if I’m going to walk in on them journaling

chelseadaggz:

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

as if I’m going to walk in on them journaling

(Source: omg-humor)

lastmimzy:

The cat’s like WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU BRING HOME

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trollzin:

error404s:

watch this whole thing please

jfc im laughing my ass off

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